I'M THE BEST FUCK THE REST

REMEMBER MY NAME: ((EVANS))



101 things that don't matter about EVANS
.

1. Born sep 30th 1992

2. I like girls.

3. I'm 1 m 76 cm

4. I lost my virginity when I was 16

5. Music makes me happy

6. I have a dog, his name is puppy.

7. I have a bunch of siblings

8. I can read people's moods like no other.

9. Especially girls.

10. I have drank like a monster, rock star, things like
that. The smell alone gives me energy .

11. I have a pretty great photographic memory.

12. I dislike my father for reasons you don't need to
know.

13.I have two names.

14. My mommy lives in JEDDAH.

15. I watch the MTV channel non-stop.

16. I love the winter.

17. Actually i love the snow

18. I hate when my hands are cold.

19. I do not drink soda.

20. I was in gym for about 5 months.

21. I can still do some shit that I learned from those
years.

22. Being bit turns me way on.

23. I love the Californication series. i could watch it
every day.

24. Most of my friends are girls.

25. I am not gay.

26. I am an extremely jealous guy.

27. My favorite color is grey.

28. I do like wearing shoes.

29. I don't like my voice at all, but apparently
recently it has gotten deeper.

30. Hot chocolate makes me very hyper.

31. I HATE ILLITERATE PEOPLE.

32. In my opinion The Format is the all time greatest
band.

33. My hair grows strangely fast.

34. I always smell good.

35. Snowboarding is amazing.

36. I'm a very quick learner.

37. I'm the king of random facts.

38. I'm easily amused.

39. I know sign language.

40. I get sad easily.

41. I've been to four out of the seven continents.

42. I'm good at making new friends.

43. I only like crunchy peanut butter.

44. I am texting 25% of the time

45. Sleeping is amazing.

46. I hate those gangster folk. Get pants that fit.

47. I have pretty large feet.

48. I get very crazy when i am under the influence.
That's why i drink.

49. I've prolly seen all jhonny depp movies.

50. Vacations are my favorite.

51. I love writing stuff.

52. I hate white people who think they're black.
They make me want to punch babies.

53. Watermelon makes me happy.

54. I'm really good at zoning people out.

55. I've never been grounded.

56. I want to move.

57. I'm pretty easy to get along with.

58. My shoulder blades are extremely ticklish.

59. I can tell when someone is lieing.

60. I'm pretty awesome at sex.

61. I often make weird noises, excuse me.

62. I usually am not paying attention to you unless i
actually like you.

63. I've read all of the Twilight and Nickolas Evans
books.

64. I have amazing friends.

65. I like the orange flavored gum the best.

66. I have pretty awesome drawing skills.

67. I like to be licked. I know I'm a weird one.

68. I miss my brothers in Jeddah .

69. I can be pretty immature.

70. I'm sort a psychic. Ask if you really want to
know.

71. I hate when people ignore me and when they
are quiet.

72. I don't and won't reply to messages that say :
hey sexy(etc.) or when you don't spell out the
words completely.

73. If you send me one more than likely I'll make fun
of you.

74. I h8 whn ppl type lyke ths. Seriously stop it .

75. I hate when people make fun of someone for
being gay and/or bisexual.

76. I also dislike when after i stand up for those
people others accuse me of being gay. I'm not gay
or bisexual I just don't like discrimination.

77. My AIM name is amEVANSwon

78. I do not like my hand writing.

79. I can use my left hand just as well as my right.

80. I am not perfect. As some people like to think.

81. I need contacts.

82. I love cheaters and I hate liars.

83. I am very technologically inclined. I can fix prolly
every and anything you need help with.

84. I am not a very good speller.

85. I hate when girls are sad it makes me sad too.

86. Especially when my closest friends are sad.

87. I'm a pretty honest person.

88. I've caught a snake.

89. I don't like abbreviating things like numbers. I'd
rather write them out.

90. I can make a pretty bad ass duck noise. Chicks
digg it. You can ask to hear it.

91. I do not like when people just randomly stop texting.

92. I hate English and Arabic classes.

93. I'm prolly one of the most funniest people you'll
ever meet.

94. I try to be polite, unless you make me angry for
some reason. then I'll be an ass.

95. I don't like being rude or crude. Unless i know I
can be that way. You might not understand what I'm
saying here but whatever.

96. zero is my favorite number.

97. I love being kissed on the neck.

98. I don't hate anyone. Except previously stated
"gangsters"

99. I've been through two phones, three chargers
and two ipods and i am currently using my sisters
phone because mine does not work. They need to
make things water resistant and more durable.

100. I misplace things quite often.

101. It took me along time to write this oh my god
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